Adventures with Ambrosia

Today, I want to address my tickle fans, the lucky ones that gets turned on by tickling or being tickled. Here's your questionnaire...

Where are you most ticklish: armpits, sides, knees, feet, or all over? Where do you like to tickle others? Which one turns you on more?
What's your favorite tickling tool: fingers, toothbrush, feather or something else. Why is it your favorite?
Do you giggle, snicker or laugh out loud? How long can you last until you're gasping and your sides hurt? Is the laughter part of the turn-on?
What's your earliest memory of tickling or being tickled? Did you get turned on then? Do you flash on that memory when you tickle nowadays?
And finally, who would you most like to tickle or be tickled by?

Did I forget anything? To let me know, and to answer my questionnaire, you can leave a comment. To do a call that will tickle you pink, call me at 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869).

I made this little reminder for my all my lovely sissy boys. It should bring back memories of the shivers that run down your spine when we talk, and all the colors of your call. How you get so red with embarrassment when you realize I know your dirty secret. Orange for the tasks you'll be doing for me (orange you glad you called?). Yellow for the champagne I'll be sipping while you follow my directions. Green stands for the money you're gonna go earn so you can call me again and again. Of course, blue for the color your balls will be before I allow you to cum -- *if* I do. Purple will have to represent the colorful lingerie I'll have you wear. So, rainbow boy, pick up that phone and call me now at 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869).

C'mere, sweet pet, I have a surprise for you... that's right, lay down right there. Put your hands over your head, and I'll just straddle you. No, quit trying to play with my boobs and put your hands over your head. There ya go. Yes, I got new handcuffs, and I couldn't wait to try them out on you. Now, let's see what I have on the bedside table... silk scarf, slightly melted ice cubes, rabbit fur glove, nipple clamps, white candle, cock ring, lipstick, and even more things in the drawer below. All I have to do is decide how I'm going to tease you first. Did I say you get a vote? Well, you'll need to convince me, so call me now at 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869).

Yesterday's best call came from SH, my shoe-worshipping slave. As I described my new bright red fuck-me pumps, I could hear his breath quicken. Then I gave him instructions on how he would be worshipping these leather open toe stilettos.

I love wearing open toe shoes and picking my toenail polish to exactly match the shoes. Of course, since this was the first time I would be wearing these shoes, I had to have SH paint my toenails so that they'd match, then blow on them to dry the polish. He practically panted as he watched me slip on the 4" heels for the first time. Had he done a better job painting my nails, then I might have let him slip my new shoes onto my feet, but he was a little too sloppy. He assured me he'd do better next time.

I plan to hold him to it. After all, I have a closet shelf full of shoeboxes holding some of the sexiest shoes around, and we've only talked about a few of them. If you like shoes as much as SH, give me a call at 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869).

I have a great love of spanking. Watching you "assume the position," cheeks taut and quivering in anticipation. There is something so satisfying about hearing my hand or tool of choice come down on your naked ass cheeks, that slap with the slight bouncy resistance. I love to hear that breathy sound you make as you quickly gulp air and prepare yourself for the next loving blow. Are you a fan of thud or sting? I even have a small "toy-ture" collection; a few crops, a whippy cane, a suede flogger and a new rubber flogger, a "frat bat" paddle with aerodynamic holes, and my favorite leather slapper. I've now found my next desired addition, a rattan "carcass beater" from A&G. Of course, there's always the spur-of-the-moment inspired tool, be it a wooden spoon, a platic spatula or a rubber scraper. What's your choice? You know you need a good spanking session, so give me a call at 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869), and let's get that ass pleasantly pink and all warmed up!

Had a great call with PH, all about his smoking fetish. Poor guy lives in California, where it's practically illegal to ~think~ about smoking, much less partake. Maybe that's what made our call so smoking hot, that extra forbidden edginess. I know I hear less from my smoking guys, guess they're quitting the evil weed, even in their fantasies! However, as any fan of film noir will tell you, there is something so inherently sexy about lighting up, that first deep inhale, the exhaled jet blown from slightly pursed lips, and the animate curling of smoke from the end of the burning cigarette. It gives you that extra moment to come up with the perfect snappy comeback, or to avoid the subject altogether. Of course, I want you all to know there is NO subject that I'll avoid -- I'll talk about anything you want, just give me a call and find out. 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869)

Everybody has a first time -- and you'll never forget your first phonesex girl! To get the high-quality experience you want, call a reputable operator -- cheapest is ~not~ best, but you don't need to spend  $5/minute to get off. Be polite and have your credit card ready -- the faster we get thru this part of the call, the sooner the fun starts. Next, be prepared to answer personal questions in two areas; first, to gather and validate your credit card info and second, to give your operator an idea of what kind of fantasy or fetish you want to talk/hear about. Your operator is very discreet -- her business depends on correctly handling credit card info and building repeat business. Don't be afraid to share your fantasy, it will go no further; as soon as you hang up, she's on to her next call, and dealing with -their- brand of kink. It's nearly impossible that you are too weird or kinky or unusual for her to handle, since it takes a great deal to shock or surprise an experienced PSO. Let her know if you prefer to mostly talk, mostly listen, or can only whisper because your roommate/wife/child is asleep in the next room. If a certain type of reaction from her will help "trip your trigger", let her know that, too. I've talked to more men than you care to count, and the best calls were the ones where this basic info was covered, either by my probing or by being volunteered freely. It helped me to tailor their call to a truly memorable climax, and that's the best outcome for your first call, or any call. Now, it's time for you to relax and enjoy the call. If you've followed all these steps, you really deserve to cum hard! To break your cherry with one of the hottest operators around, call me at 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869).

So I did a call with the self-proclaimed Fetish King today (Hi, Johnny!).... he wanted to hear about me smoking and wearing a black lacy bra, matching garter belt and seamed stockings WHILE I'm spanking him and rubbing his cock with my stockinged foot. That was one HOT call. Personally, I'm a lingerie junkie, it makes me feel so sexy, and I have sensuous outfits in just about every color of the rainbow (no, not orange, but I'm not looking, either!).

What's that special little thing that trips your trigger? Leave me a comment on this blog, and if you then give me a call, I'll give you two FREE additional minutes for making the post!! That means 12 minutes for the price of 10, or 22 minutes for the price of 20 -- you get the idea. No, I won't do just a two minute call, these are *additional* minutes on your "regular" paid call. This offer expires at 11:59:59pm on September 24, so you've got a generous two weeks to find time to post and call. But why wait? Do it now, you know you want to, and I want you to, too! Call me at 1-877-429-CUMZ (2869), and we'll both be glad you did.

This is a test, this is only a test... you really needn't read any farther!

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